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Marriage Jokes :: #17216
By from Unknown
A man is having an affair with his secretary and the passions overwhelm them one day shortly before he's due home to have dinner with his wife. He quickly starts getting dress and tells his lover the secretary to go out in the yard with his shoes and rub them all over the lawn. When gets home he finds an angry wife who says," why are you late for dinner", he replies" well honey I am going to be perfectly honest with you, I'm having an affair with my secretary!" she replies "Why you lying no good son of a buck, you've been out golfing again look at your shoes!
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Home Life :: #6209
By Anonymous from USA.
Subborn crayon marks
Is your future Van Gogh drawing on your walls? No problem, just spray foam shaving cream on the marks and wait 3 minutes, then wipe with a damp cloth. The cream's thick formula will help it stay put on the wall while its concentrated soaps will quickly dissolve the waxy marks.
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