| | Miscellaneous Jokes :: #20001 By Anonymous from USA. Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | Stress Control :: #1584 By Anonymous from USA. Color Your Mood Research confirms that changing your mood may be as simple as changing the colors around you. Clothing, room decors, even a small colors object like accessories or a handbag will give you benefits. For example:
Blue. Any shade can have a calming effect and creates feeling of serenity.
Green. Brings balance to your mind and smoothes out your hectic day-to-day routine.
Orange. Makes you feel more optimistic. A pick-me-up when you're sluggish.
Red. Increases your energy level and stimulates your heart rate.
Purple. Shades of lilac and violet generate creativity
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