Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for November 01

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Nov. 1, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Dracula's Coffin Dracula, finding himself unable to fall asleep in the morning decided to try sleeping somewhere different for a change. His coffin was too heavy for him to drag across the castle, but he had the brilliant idea of putting it on wheels. Finding what he felt was a good spot, he got in the coffin and tried to sleep. Unfortunately for him the new location was on a slope and his coffin soon began to roll out of the new bedroom, down the hall, and right out the castle's doors. The speeding coffin raced down the hill and into the town, running red lights, and zipping through the streets. The coffin rolls its way into a pharmacy where he throws the lid open and asks to the pharmacist: "Do you have anything to stop my coffin?" Crazy Laws - Missouri It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed) Buckner, in this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. In Kansas City MO, installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. In Kansas City MO, Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. In Marceline MO, minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. In Marquette MO, it is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). In Mole MO, frightening a baby is in violation of the law. In Natchez MO, it shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. In Purdy MO, dancing is strictly prohibited. In St. Louis MO, It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. In St. Louis MO, A milk man may not run while on duty. In University City MO, Four women may not rent an apartment together. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list