Wednesday, November 28, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Animal Jokes :: #9368
By Jenna Stevens from Bend OR USA.

A couple was having a party at their house. An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it. He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home. He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."


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Relationships :: #3455
By Eric Davies from Lower Moutere New Zealand

If I had my child
If I had my child

If I had my child to raise again

I'd build self esteem first and the house later

I'd finger paint more and finger point less

I'd do less correcting and more connecting

I'd take my eyes off my watch and watch more with my eyes

I would care to know less and know to care more

I'd take hikes and fly more kites

I'd stop playing seriously and seriously play

I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars

I'd do more hugging and less tugging.



 
 
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