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Salespeople :: #14575
By Randy Gray Sr. from Biloxi Mississippi USA.
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson, and not knowing anything about them, she just picked one up and brought it to the counter where the clerk, wearing dark glasses said "may I help you" the woman said "can you tell me if this is a good rod and reel?" The man replied "Madame, I am completely blind, but if you will just drop it on the counter, I can tell you all about it from the sound." the woman was skeptical, but held it about two feet up and let it fall. The man said "that's a graphite Shakespeare rod with a Zebco 404 reel, and 10 pound test line. All in all, a great buy at our sale price of $20." The woman was sold, and reaching into her purse, she dropped her credit card on the floor, and when she bent down to pick it up, she farted! Knowing the man was blind; she just fanned the air with her hand hoping he'd think it was somebody else. When the man rang up the rod and reel, he said "that'll be $33.50" the woman said "I thought you said it was on sale for twenty dollars?" The man smiled and said "twenty bucks for the rod and reel, eleven bucks for the duck call, and $2.50 for the catfish bait"!!!
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One-Liners :: #1296
By Joy from USA.
" Mind"
A mind is like a parachute.
It only works when it's open!
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