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Marriage Jokes :: #3372 By kelly campe from collingswood nj USA. A couple was down on their luck and needed money in a hurry, so the wife decided to become a hooker till they had the money they needed. One day she went out and when she came home she had 300 dollars and 5 cents, her husband said "honey who gave you 5 cents?" she said "they all did". Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #3455 By Eric Davies from Lower Moutere New Zealand If I had my child If I had my child If I had my child to raise again I'd build self esteem first and the house later I'd finger paint more and finger point less I'd do less correcting and more connecting I'd take my eyes off my watch and watch more with my eyes I would care to know less and know to care more I'd take hikes and fly more kites I'd stop playing seriously and seriously play I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars I'd do more hugging and less tugging.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com