Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

"Did you give your wife the lecture on economy we talked about?"

"Yes, I did."

"Oh!? What happened?"

"She told me to give up smoking!"

Some people give freely and gain more; others refuse to give and end up with less. - Proverbs 11:24

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If you want a wealth-building secret from the LORD and King Solomon, here it is. Throwing money to noble and righteous causes will bring prosperity, but restraining your giving will take you down. Here is advice, not to invest money, but to give it away! That is right; you read it correctly; give your money away to get ahead financially!

This proverb is not a sound bite for a desperate charity or greedy televangelist. It is an axiom of wisdom from the wisest and richest King that ever lived. He taught elsewhere to cast your bread upon the waters by giving it away, for it will come back to you sometime in the future by God's blessings (Eccl 11:1-6; II Cor 9:8-11; Phil 4:17-19).

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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