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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #17285 By George Anthony from Stow Ohio USA. For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away. "What is your planet like?" groaned the extraterrestrial from the other side of the Galaxy. "It is 12,756 Kilometers in diameter, is 93,000,000 miles from the nearest star, our sun, has an average temperature of 72 degrees F. We breathe oxygen, live about 75 years, and have both men and women" answered the Physicist. "Do the you get along with the women on your planet?" the extraterrestrial asked slowly. Puzzled by the question, but not wanting to insult the female Physicists near by, he answered "Why yes. We get along quite well here." The extraterrestrial perked up "Can we send you ours?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #160 By Courtney Hatfield from Louisville USA. Bunch O' Honey Honey just might be the pre-exercise energy source. Honey has been found as a better pre-exercise carbohydrate than other sweet treats used to energize, such as candy and soft drinks. Studies show that eating as little as 3 tablespoons of honey an hour before you workout can keep you from losing steam during your workout. Honey seems to give you more energy flow than other sugars do.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com