Thursday, January 17, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Computer Jokes :: #595
By Arsen Vladimirsky from Chicago IL USA.

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... 

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. 

· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 

· All of your friends have an @ in their names. 

· Your dog has its own home page. 

· You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem. 

· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 

· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. 

· You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher." 

· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg. 

· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. 



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Health :: #2861
By J J Keist from Belen USA.

Mosquito repellent
Take one vitamin B complex twice a day starting in March; this will cause your pores to exude a scent that repels mosquitoes.

 
 
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