Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

"I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

"He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

"Oh yes. It's a good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

"Then why in the world did you eat him?"
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"Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." - Psalm 127:3

"Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations." - Jeremiah 1:5

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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