Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A little boy came home with a five dollar bill he claimed to have found.

"Are you sure it was lost?" asked his mother.

"Yes, I'm sure," said the little boy. "I saw a man looking for it."
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We are accountable of our actions even when no sees what we do. Remember that even if there is no one around us there is someone up above watching what we are doing.

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, watching the evil and the good. The eyes of the Lord are in every place - Proverbs 15:3

He not only sees all things, by his omnipresence, but his providence is everywhere. And if the consideration that his eye is in every place has a tendency to appeal to those whose hearts are not right before him, and thus cause them to seek for privacy, that they may commit iniquity; yet the other consideration, that his providence is everywhere, has a great tendency to encourage the upright, and all who may be in perilous or distressing circumstances.

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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