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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas.

Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the heck away from my deer!"

Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the heck away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.

The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your darn deer! Just let me get my saddle off it.

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"As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God." - Psalm 42:1-

Our life is like a deer that being hunted by the world. Especially when our life is with God, we are running from the temptation and evil work from this carnal world, and sometimes we are so tired and thirsty like a deer that needs water from the river. God is the river of life, we need Him, so that we are able to overcome this evil world.

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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