Wednesday, January 30, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #14295
By Minie me from Sunyy coast QLD Australia

A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."



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By Jaime Durbin from Manchester USA.

Looking around us
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.



 
 
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