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Idiots Jokes :: #474 By Christopher from Niagara Falls Ontario Canada There once was a "smart guy," a "not that smart guy," and an all round "not smart at all guy." They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The "smart guy" says, "meet here in an hour with something useful to cross the desert with!" Later on an hour passes. The "smart guy" says I brought some ice packs to keep our heads cool, the "not so smart guy" says I brought a pail of water to keep us hydrated. The "not smart at all guy" says, "I brought a car door so I can roll the window down when it gets hot!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #1145 By Brandan Salany from Pittsburgh USA. Relize what you got before it is to late. Instead of finding out how much you care about someone when it is to late. Just let the thought of being without them run through your mind. If you realize what they mean to you, then you might save a lot of time and a lot of pain in the end.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com