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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambul!ance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatting with one of the EMS responders one day and she could hardly stifle a chuckle, so I asked her what was so funny and she told me this story...

It seems that she had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, "Does this hurt or does that hurt?" After each probe, he replied, "No." When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a better spot from which to finish the examination when after one of her probing questions, he exclaimed very loudly, "That hurts!"

When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real pain on his face and said, "You're kneeling on my fingers!"
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"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

There will be no sickness, and no calamity and there will be no mental sorrow arising from remorse, from disappointment, or from the evil conduct of friends. And what a change would this be - for how full of pain is the world now! How many lying on beds of pain, how many are suffering under incurable sickness, how many are undergoing severe surgical operations, how many are pained by the loss of family or friends, or subjected to prison by the misconduct of those who are loved! How different would this world be, if all pain were to cease forever, how different, therefore, must the blessed state of the future be from the present.

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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