Monday, January 14, 2013

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Entertainment Jokes :: #11519
By Anonymous from USA.

A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre.

However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."




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By Brandt Luksan from Houston USA.

Leadership
An individual's greatest contribution to his company should not be based on self-accomplishment, but in what it has inspired others to accomplish under his leadership....

 
 
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