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Question / Answer Jokes :: #11099 By Olukosi David from Ketu Lagos State, Nigeria Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because, of the sign! Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #647 By Mandy from Buena Vista USA. Quote "You don't need to worship idols of the Virgin Mary, the Christ, or the Buddha. You can if you want to; if it feels good, do it. Your own body is a manifestation of God, and if you honor your body everything will change for you." -Don Miguel Ruiz-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com