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Question / Answer Jokes :: #11099
By Olukosi David from Ketu Lagos State, Nigeria

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because, of the sign!

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




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Words of Knowledge :: #647
By Mandy from Buena Vista USA.

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"You don't need to worship idols of the Virgin Mary, the Christ, or the Buddha. You can if you want to; if it feels good, do it. Your own body is a manifestation of God, and if you honor your body everything will change for you."

-Don Miguel Ruiz-

 
 
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