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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Son asks his dad, "Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?"
His dad replies: "You are my son and I am confident of that. Your friend there is also my son, and that's confidential."

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"If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated: Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn: But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his." - Deuteronomy 21:15-17

"Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well." - 1 Timothy 3:12

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