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The Joke of The Day
Idiots Jokes :: #23020
By L.V. STEPHENS from SAN ANTONIO TEXAS USA.

Two guys were sitting in a double hole outhouse doing their business, when #1 gets through and pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket and falls into the depths of the hole. As they both peer down the hole, #1 pulls out his wallet and throws a 20 dollar into the hole. "What did you do that for?" inquires #2.

#1 replies "You don't think I'm going to climb down there for a lousy quarter, do you"



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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Education :: #618
By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria

Learn to be wise
1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching.

2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together.

3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time.

4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.



 
 
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