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Animal Jokes :: #2289 By Mikey G from Houston Tx USA. One day this safari hunter was sitting at home drinking coffee and reading the newspaper after his big hunt in Africa. He comes across this add about a zookeeper needing help to capture this big gorilla that is terrorizing the city. He says to himself, hmm this should be an easy job so he calls the zookeeper up and offers his assistance. The zookeeper said, " I'll pay you dearly to catch my gorilla". The next day he gets a report that the gorilla is seen in the woods so he goes there to find him. He sees the gorilla up in a great big oak tree. He calls the zookeeper and tells him that he has found the gorilla and is going need his help. The keeper arrives and asks: what can I do? The hunter gets out of his truck and brings out this 175lbs pit bull, a net, and a shotgun. The hunter tells the keeper that he is going to climb the tree, wrestle with the gorilla and when the gorilla falls out off the tree his dog is going to run over there, grab the gorilla by his gentles and you throw the net on him and we have him. The keeper replies this sounds great but what's the shotgun for? The hunter says; that's in case I fall out of the tree first you shoot the dog! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com