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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #14903
By almafi moronta from jacksonville f florida USA.
A man is celebrating his daughter's 18TH birthday. And is pondering
"I'm so glad this is my last damn child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those ...damn payments!"
So he calls his girl to come over to his house and says,
"Baby, I want you to do me a favor. Take this last check to over to your mom, and tell her this is the last damn check she's going to get from me." Later I want you to tell me the expression on her face. The girl takes the check home and the following day comes back to her Dad's house. He is anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like, so he asked, " now what did she have to say?" His daughter says, she told me to tell you THAT YOUR AIN'T MY DADDY!
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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