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The Joke of The Day
Idiots Jokes :: #23783
By Dennis Norton from Lincoln Nebraska USA.

A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"




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One-Liners :: #656
By shawna fromm from shartlesville USA.

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