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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #951 By Brad Tobey from NLR AR USA. A somewhat strange guy walks into a bar. The bartender notices him and watches as the man walks up to a group of men at a table and starts talking to them. The man then gets up and goes to the bartender and says..."I bet you $500 that I can piss in that shot glass on the back wall without spilling a drop." The bartender, thinking he could make himself a quick $500 takes the bet. The man then unzips his pants and starts pissing all over the bartender and the bar. He pisses on everything but the shot glass. When he is finished the bartender says," well I guess you owe me $500." The man walks back over to the table and comes back and gives the bartender $500 the bartender then ask..."How did you get that money from them?" The man replies..."Well I just bet them $2,000 that I could piss all over you and your bar and you wouldn't get mad." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Inspirational Poems :: #3842 By CAZ from OKEHAMPTON United Kingdom WAITING I Wish I Was A Diamond A Rare And Precious Stone Something Very Special That Someone Wants To Own But I Feel Like An Unread Book Left Upon The Rack Many Like To Take A Look But Always Put Me Back     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com