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Little Johnny Jokes :: #23054
By M.S.I. Sabbir from Rajshahi Bangladesh
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny says "None."
The teacher says; "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny again says "None."
The teacher asks "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny says "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
The teacher says "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
After a while little Johnny raises a hand and says "Teacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure" replied the teacher.
"There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone, which one is married?" "The one sucking the cone replied the teacher." "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." Said Johnny.
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Proverbs :: #2302
By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom
Judging others
You are not qualified to judge another, until you have walked in his moccasins for a whole moon. = Native North American =
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