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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #1174 By Erika from USA. One day after a long days work a man walks into a bar. He realizes that it's a gay bar, but decided to stay anyway. The bartender approaches and says what's the name of your penis. The man replies, "I'm not like that, I just want a drink," The bartender says, "I can't serve you until you give the name of your penis. For example the name of my penis is Nike, for the slogan just do it. I'll come back in a few minutes." So the man thinks and turns to the man on his left and asks him the name of his penis. The man replies, "It's Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking." The man then turns to his right and asks him. He replies "It's Ford. Have you driven a ford lately?" The man thinks and then calls the bartender over. "I got a name, it's Secret" Why is it secret, asked the bartender? The man says "it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #763 By Alicia from Barrington USA. Risk of E. Coli is in more than your food Uncooked hamburgers are not the only source of the potentially lethal e. coli bacteria. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently reported that petting zoos, farms, country fairs, and other sites that allow human contact with farm animals are a factor in the spread of the germ. Farm animals that can carry the bacteria include goats, cows, and chickens. Those at highest risk are children, the elderly and pregnant women. To reduce the chance of transmission, the CDC recommends: Avoid hand-to-mouth activities; such as eating, drinking, smoking, chewing fingernails, or sucking on pacifiers when around petting farm animals or when near their pens or fences. Make sure to wash hands immediately after exposure to farm animals.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com