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Sex Jokes :: #5294
By Julie from USA.
A woman is sitting at a bar sees a man coming up to her and since she hasn't had any action for a long time she decides to go home with him. At his place, he begins to undress; first he takes off his shirt and shows his huge muscles. He says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousands pounds of dynamite." He then takes off his pants and has huge muscular legs. He then says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousand pounds of dynamite." When he takes off his pants she screams, grabs her bag and runs towards the door. Before she can get out he catches her and asks, "what's wrong baby?" she then says, "with two-thousand pounds of dynamite and such a small fuse I thought you were about to explode!"
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One-Liners :: #249
By Lisa Jackson from Panama City USA.
Failure is never final
Success is never ending, failure is never final.
- Dr Robert Schuller
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