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Elderly Jokes :: #12227 By Anonymous from USA. An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I live!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Education :: #618 By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria Learn to be wise 1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching. 2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together. 3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time. 4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com