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Police Jokes :: #23707
By Harry Kuhles from The Woodlands, TX USA.

Some years ago a local jewelry store donated a set of four time zone clocks to my hometown Police Department in Maywood, NJ.

The first week all four clocks ran fine. On Monday the weekly test of the building generator was conducted.. The eastern, central and western clocks ran perfectly. While the mountain zone clock ran backwards.

The problem continued. Needless to say, "the time" was always in question.




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Self-Improvement :: #4110
By JWD from USA.

My Life
The road to success is not straight.

There is a curve called Failure,

A loop called Confusion,

Speed bumps called Friends,

Red lights called Enemies,

Caution lights called Family,

You will have flats called Jobs.

- JWD -

 
 
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