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Doctors Jokes :: #21091
By from Unknown
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Beast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came."
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Childcare :: #90
By Patricia Roberts from Green Bay USA.
Emotionally Developed Child
Caregivers sometimes are tempted to leave a baby in their crib or playpen for convenience or to put them on a pre-determined routine for feeding, changing, and sleeping regardless to the child's day-to-day rhythms or preferences. Having a secure attachment to the caregivers is vital to healthy emotional development of the child. Make sure to hold, touch, talk to, and comfort the children in your care.
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