Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 31st July, 2010

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Meet the Boyfriend
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girls mom says " Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy. "

" Oh, please, Mom ! " says the daughter. " If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 Hrs. of Community Service ? "

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