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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #21197 By Anonymous from USA. Its Mike's first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. "What the hell is that?" the customer asks. "It's your Manhattan. And there's Central Park." He replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Proverbs :: #1508 By Matthew L. from Anaheim USA. Life in a glass An Optismisitc person see the glass of water as half full, the Pessimistic person see it half empty, the Blessed Man will just drink it.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com