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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided
to sell his old house and put the matter in an real estate
agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the
house that made wonderful reading.

After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked,
"Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"

The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"

Murphy replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm
looking for."
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Supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.
But godliness with contentment is great gain.

For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we
can carry nothing out. And having food and raiment let us be
therewith content.

But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare,
and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in
destruction and perdition. For the love of money is the root
of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred
from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many
sorrows.

But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after
righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life,
whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good
profession before many witnesses. -1 Timothy 6:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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