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Elderly Jokes :: #22423 By Cami from USA. Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them, they've been around! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Fitness :: #762 By Alicia from USA. Getting Kids to Exercise One of the culprits responsible for the increase in the number of overweight youngsters is a lack of exercise. Here are some tips from fitness expert Dr. Kenneth Cooper and the National Association for Sport and Physical Education on how to get your children moving. - Offer rewards for exercising, such as tokens they can save to attend a sporting event or theme park. - Have a "toy run" by hiding small, inexpensive toys along a neighborhood route. Walk or run with your child to pick up the prizes. - Watch events on TV or movies with a sports theme, such as "The Karate Kid: or "The Rookie," and then try to engage the kids in such an activity. - Walk or ride a bike with your kids while doing errands. - Plan birthday parties around a sports theme, such as bowling, miniature golf, or skating.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com