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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

An ill-advised therapist told Jimmy that the way for him to
achieve true inner peace is to start finishing whatever he
started.

Jimmy began following the advice immediately after leaving
the therapist's office by quickly finishing 2 bags of chips
and a chocolate cake. The effect was rapid, and he began
feeling better almost immediately.
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If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother,
and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and
his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me,
cannot be my disciple. For which of you, intending to build
a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost,
whether he have sufficient to finish it?

Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not
able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,
Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to finish.

Or what king, going to make war against another king,
sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether he be able
with ten thousand to meet him that cometh against him with
twenty thousand?

Or else, while the other is yet a great way off, he sendeth
an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace. So likewise,
whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath,
he cannot be my disciple.

Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour,
wherewith shall it be seasoned? It is neither fit for the
land, nor yet for the dunghill; but men cast it out. He that
hath ears to hear, let him hear. -Luke 14:26

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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