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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Today's humor, featuring funny statements made by young
children, was submitted by Dane Meckler. Enjoy!
A little boy: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Jason
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His
father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the
Jason replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter the
Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after her mom the lines from the prayer. Finally she
decided to go solo. Mommy listened with pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the
prayer: "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some
E-mail. Amen."
Another four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin: 5, and
Ryan: 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus!"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you
like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"
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How do you communicate with God?
And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain
place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him,
Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples.
And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which
art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy
will be done, as in heaven, so in earth. Give us day by day
our daily bread. And forgive us our sins; for we also
forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not
into temptation; but deliver us from evil.
And he said unto them, Which of you shall have a friend, and
shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, Friend,
lend me three loaves; For a friend of mine in his journey is
come to me, and I have nothing to set before him?
And he from within shall answer and say, Trouble me not: the
door is now shut, and my children are with me in bed; I
cannot rise and give thee.
I say unto you, Though he will not rise and give him,
because he is his friend, yet because of his importunity he
will rise and give him as many as he needeth.
And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek,
and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh
findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father,
will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a
fish give him a serpent? Or if he shall ask an egg, will he
offer him a scorpion?
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto
your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give
the Holy Spirit to them that ask him? -Luke 11:2
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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