Sunday, July 25, 2010

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th July, 2010

JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 25th July, 2010 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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The Salary Theory
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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.

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