There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.
You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty
good.
I feel like Richard Gere; I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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