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Entertainment Jokes :: #22590 By Anonymous from USA. Mark and Sherry were afloat in a canoe when a sudden thunder squall flashed across the lake. "Oh Lord," Mark prayed, "save us and I'll give up smoking and drinking…. I'll give up betting on the ponies…. I'll give up-" Above the nosed of the thunder came the girl's earnest plea: "Don't give up everything, Mark, paddle!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Words of Knowledge :: #230 By Emily Pierce from Sidney Canada Live Fully Most people hold onto the past, look forward to the future, and do not embrace the present. Only those who can appreciate what they have now live fully. --Tsai Chih     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com