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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #21139 By Anonymous from USA. An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. "What are you doing?" he asked. "We need to know the height of the flagpole," said one, "and we're discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it." "Watch!" said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, "Exactly 24 feet." Then he replaced the pole and walked away. "English professor!" sneer the mathematician, "We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Money :: #692 By Thomas Madoe from USA. Pay up front If you're looking to save some cash on your hotel bill, try paying before you go. Some hotels, including some Marriot Hotels offer discounts of up to 50% if you pay two to three weeks in advance. It's called an Advance Purchase Rate and it can save you money!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com