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Military Jokes :: #22571 By Anonymous from USA. The bride to be and her best friend were discussing her coming wedding. "If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony." A week later, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Famous Quote :: #52 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Decisions, Freud "When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choice of a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious, from somewhere within ourselves. In the important decisions of personal life, we should be governed, I think, by the deep inner needs of our nature." -Sigmund Freud     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com