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Demetri Martin: Rock, Paper, Scissors I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff -- I lose. Scissor cuts...   Read on » See Demetri Martin Tell It » Demetri Martin - Handshake If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Demetri Martin, whatever Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/demetri-martin/demetri-martin--rock--paper--scissors ShareThis View Demetri Martin's profile » Joe Derosa Depression Auction Get your copy of Joe Derosa's brand new, acclaimed, comedy album The Depression Auction via Comedy Central Records. Colbert on iPad & iPhone Get The Word app on your iPhone or iPad now and never be without Stephen's wisdom.

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