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Female Jokes :: #22553 By Anonymous from USA. Three members of a weekly bridge quartet were all impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That's a lovely garment, Fran," purred one woman. "It must have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Fran, "just a single piece of ass." "You mean," continued the admirer of the coat, "One that you gave your husband?" "No," smiled the coat wearer, "One that he got from the maid." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Stress Control :: #7 By Peter Higgins from Miami USA. How to react to stress? Always accept that nothing can change circumstances as they are happening in your life, you can't never change people with whom you interact at that moment of interaction period. When an occurrence in your life is not of your liking, it is nonetheless taking place. You will be wasting energy by resisting; the only result of doing this is stress. Instead of avoiding what you don't like face what you feel, accept as part of life the need to process your negative emotions, think! Each time you work trough your fears and negative emotions you will be better prepare for your future. Accepting what it feels to go through circumstances or people we don't like, it is a good thing, it makes us a better person. You may at a much later time work on a well prepare plan on attempting to change others or your circumstances.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com