It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful
manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to
close up shop when a little man slipped through the door. He carried an
umbrella, blown inside out, and was bundled in two sweaters and a thick
coat. But even so he still looked wet and bedraggled.
As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, "May I have two bagels to
go, please?"
The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?"
"That's right," answered the little man. "One for me and one for
Bernice."
"Bernice is your wife?" Asked the baker.
"What do you think," snapped the little man, "my mother would send me
out on a night like this?"
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