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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Here are some interesting stats I came across not too long
ago (but don't hold me responsible for their accuracy:)...

Number of physicians in the US : 700,000

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000

Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171

Number of gun owners in US: 80,000,000

Number of accidental gun deaths per year: 1,500 (all age
groups)

Accidental gun deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: not everyone has a gun but everyone has at least one
doctor.
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And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that
kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do.

But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which
after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I
say unto you, Fear him.

Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of
them is forgotten before God? But even the very hairs of
your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of
more value than many sparrows.

Also I say unto you, Whosoever shall confess me before men,
him shall the Son of man also confess before the angels of
God: But he that denieth me before men shall be denied
before the angels of God.

And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it
shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against
the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven. -Luke 12:4

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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