A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while
covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor,
in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered
up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so,
he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about
getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "but I kind of had my
heart set on wire frames.
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