Monday, May 24, 2010

Billiards

Billiards

What about the time Eddie Charlton had his missus on her hands and
knee's for the first time in 15 years!

It seems that Billiards had taken up all his time and his wife was left
to her own devices all that time. Things were a little different after
he won the world title for the third time though, Billiards were no
longer interesting and his wife was!

So, here she was, on hands and knees shaking with anticipation of the
pleasure she was going to get after 15 years of forced celibacy. After
5 full minutes she turned around to see what the hold up was and Eddie
was looking at her, cocking his head one way then the other, he took two
steps to the left, looked at her again then took five steps to the
right. "What ever is the matter Eddie"? his wife enquired.....

His reply was "I am unsure whether to pot the pink or the brown my
dear"!

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