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Alligator Shoes
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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for
free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady,
why don't you go on and give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the
swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the
shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde
took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on
the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily
and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in
frustration.....
CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO
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