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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him.
Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it.
How anyone could have survived he did not know.
He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming
destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim
hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the
scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.
Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn
across his path. He moved ahead slowly.
"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and
almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something,
move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just
hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.
The smells were horrendous.
He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There
was some light but not enough to see very much. Something
cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away.
In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his
son. "Dad..." he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be
heard.
"It's time to get up and get ready for school," Dad said.
"And please clean up this room!"
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My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my
commandments with thee; so that thou incline thine ear unto
wisdom, and apply thine heart to understanding; yea, if thou
criest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for
understanding; If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest
for her as for hid treasures; then shalt thou understand the
fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh
knowledge and understanding. He layeth up sound wisdom for
the righteous: he is a buckler to them that walk uprightly.
He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of
his saints. Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and
judgment, and equity; yea, every good path.
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is
pleasant unto thy soul; discretion shall preserve thee,
understanding shall keep thee: to deliver thee from the way
of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;
who leave the paths of uprightness, to walk in the ways of
darkness; who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the
frowardness of the wicked; whose ways are crooked, and
they froward in their paths: to deliver thee from the
strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with
her words; which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and
forgetteth the covenant of her God.
For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the
dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they
hold of the paths of life. That thou mayest walk in the way
of good men, and keep the paths of the righteous. For the
upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect shall
remain in it.
But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the
transgressors shall be rooted out of it. -Proverbs 2:1
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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