Sunday, May 16, 2010

Dormitories

Dormitories

The inventor of dormitories . . . let's find him, make him pay for the
travesties he's visited on America's youth, and force him to listen to
Matchbox 20.

Can't you see him designing these hellish stacks of humanity many years
ago?

From the sidewalk he raised his hands triumphantly and said, "It shall
be like the projects with less violence and more marijuana!"

He then took lumber and Elmer's Paste, as it is often called, to create
these pet carrier sized rooms that we live in.

You wanna know why people from the projects hardly ever go to college?

It's because they don't want to leave their lush surroundings.

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