Friday, May 14, 2010

Pull the Lever

Pull the Lever

While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had
an old iron lever attached to it.

Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is
pulled, the world will come to an end!"

Nate wanted to pull the lever and see what would happen, but Sam, being
a paranoid pessimist, greatly feared this.

He said to Nate that if he tried to pull the lever, he'd shoot him!

In a daring attempt, Nate lunged for the lever, and sure enough, Sam
shot him.

What is the moral of this story? - Better Nate than lever.

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