While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had
an old iron lever attached to it.
Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is
pulled, the world will come to an end!"
Nate wanted to pull the lever and see what would happen, but Sam, being
a paranoid pessimist, greatly feared this.
He said to Nate that if he tried to pull the lever, he'd shoot him!
In a daring attempt, Nate lunged for the lever, and sure enough, Sam
shot him.
What is the moral of this story? - Better Nate than lever.
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